Pornography. It’s not what it used to be. Once typified by woeful production efforts on worn-out VHS tapes, the porn industry has spent the last couple of years raising its game. Anything that’s remotely current or relevant in the public eye is now highly likely to receive a glossy (and slightly grotty) parody, with the budgets of some projects sometimes comparable to a standard movie offering. Nothing is safe. Not even the stars of Avengers: Infinity War.
These days, the top porn stars are as likely to make the jump to the mainstream as top WWE wrestlers, helped in no small part by free and easily accessible porno streaming sites. Sites that are now seen as credible businesses due to the large amounts they earn from advertising revenues, and the celebrity that they are able to earn.
Because of the huge levels of profit and fan love that comic book movies have generated over the last decade, it was a foregone conclusion that the porn industry would look to copy the trend. And it’s not lazy about how it goes about the task. As well as pretty much every MCU and DCEU movie always fairy tees to receive a parody, the makers of the porno versions even visit the original source material themselves, managing to create live action incarnations of some characters before the parent companies do.
Now, if you’ve ever wondered which comic book characters are the most searched for by visitors to a pornographic streaming service, then wonder no more. Because those good folks over at Pornhub (other services are available) have gone and revealed which Marvel characters associated with Infinity War have proved to be the most recently sought after by their customers.
There are some very obvious choices on the list, and some…. not so obvious ones. Given the existing gender imbalance already enforced on the MCU, the overwhelming majority of the searches are for male characters, though it is a female at the top of the list, and you can probably already guess who before you even start to scroll down.
So let us bring you the 14 most searched for MCU characters on Pornhub:
14.Loki
A relatively poor showing for a super-villain, usually so popular amongst both male and female Marvel fans…
13. Nebula
Still a relative newcomer to the MCU, the blue makeup and circuit boards are clearly something of a visual barrier to Pornhub’s customer base…
12. Falcon
Perfectly understandable. He is a damn good-looking man, in a damn tight tee shirt.
11. Doctor Strange
Well, I suppose if people have kind of a thing for Ben Cumberbatch, then this makes sense.
10. Thanos
Nope, we’ve got no idea about this one either…
9. Iron Man
Again, a bit of a poor show for Tony here, should’ve been much higher.
8. Gamora
Clearly porn fans have less issue with Gamora’s green makeup than they do with Nebula’s blue.
7. Thor
SEVENTH? REALLY???
6. Scarlet Witch
Elizabeth Olsen might hate those low-cut tops, but Pornhub’s customers sure don’t.
5. Black Panther
Proof if needed that the success of Ryan Coogler’s movie has now saturated and permeated into every aspect of the film industry.
4.Hulk
Green face make-up proving popular yet again…
3. Captain America
Steve’s got to be happy with an entry six places above his rival, Tony.
2. Spider-Man
A testament to the character’s popularity and longevity in the public eye.
1. Black Widow
No surprises. At all. Scarlett Johansson is a damn fine looking lady, playing a damn sexy character.
Does this list meet your expectations? Do you believe somebody else should be in that top slot? And are you brave enough to comment on this article? Be sure to tell us your thoughts in the comment section!