File this under “I didn’t need to know that, ever, but OK.” Along with the myriad lists coming your way as a retrospective of the year that was 2019, the good folks over at Pornhub are adding one more to the pile. I mean, haven’t you been wondering since January who would be the characters most parodied in adult films?
Yeah, me either. Nevertheless, there is indeed a top 5 list for this oddly specific category. And apparently, superheroes have truly taken over every facet of the movie industry.
The official list is as follows:
- The AvengersÂ
- Harley QuinnÂ
- Teen Titans
- The IncrediblesÂ
- Captain Marvel
The first two entries are hardly shocking. After all, Avengers: Endgame was not only the biggest cinema event of the year, but became the highest grossing film of all time. And all of its characters are ridiculously attractive, so it’s no big surprise that this might get some people’s attention.
And Harley Quinn is a no brainer. The character is constantly painted as cheap and trashy, with her skimpy outfits and smeared makeup. Add in her being portrayed by the gorgeous Margot Robbie, and she’s classic fap fodder. Of course the porn industry is going to capitalize on that fantasy.
The third and fourth entries, however, are somewhat disturbing. Both Teen Titans and The Incredibles are characters aimed primarily at children and pre-teens, so the idea of adults getting their jollies watching them bone is pretty gross. But to each their own, we’re not here to judge. (I’m actually totally judging you right now if you searched for these.)
Rounding out the top 5 is Captain Marvel, which is pretty interesting. The majority of men who voiced an opinion on the character claimed to find her unattractive, bland, and off-putting. Yet they apparently have no problems objectifying her, suggesting that they didn’t actually have a problem with her appearance at all, only her incredible power. (It’s OK, guys. No need to be intimidated by a woman who could blink you out of existence. Wait, what am I saying? That’s pretty terrifying. But still. Don’t hate, just respect.)
Other popular superhero searches on the adult site included Black Widow (duh, how is she not #1?), Wonder Woman, the X-Men, Spider-Man, Catwoman, Captain America (and his ass), and the Joker (if that’s you, seek therapy immediately).
Are you surprised by this list? Who else did you think might be on it? And if you’re feeling froggy, tell us your #1 search in the comments.