Sadly, many great movies, shows, and even games have been turned into pathetic porno parodies, because reasons. So it was only inevitable that the good folks over at Brazzers would get their dirty-minded paws on the formerly innocent pastime of Pokemon Go.
The plot, if you can call it that, features missing porn stars, and one nympho on a quest to catch them all. One can safely assume that copious amounts of sex will be had, probably in places even more uncomfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
As someone who works in a video store that has an “adult” room, I can attest to the bizarre popularity of pornographic parodies of mainstream entertainment. Some of the titles I’ve seen on our shelves include Harry Twatter, Rambone, and Twilight: New Poon. This particular masterpiece will be entitled Pornstar Go XXX.
Apparently, according to Brazzers director Mario Nardstein (Nards? Really? I’m proud of you if you get that.), there’s quite a demand for this particular project. I guess just fantasizing about Pikachu railing away on poor Charmander just wasn’t good enough.
So, if you’re feeling brave……….without further ado, here’s the trailer:
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