Loki has fallen into the clutches of a black widow, but not the one you might expect. It’s notorious maneater Taylor Swift.

We don’t usually report celebrity gossip, but Tom Hiddleston is the entire internet’s boyfriend, so this story couldn’t be ignored. The two were photographed canoodling on a Rhode Island beach, less than two weeks after Swift dumped the most recent love of her life. What was his name again?

 

 

 

An onlooker had the following to say when speaking to The Sun:

“They were all over each other – hugging and kissing – even though there were 20 people coming and going from the beach. They looked like any young couple madly in love without a care in the world.”

But, as long as they’re happy, who cares if it’s a fling or true love? Personally, I’m just disappointed that the rumors of him dating MCU costar Elizabeth Olsen didn’t pan out. That would have been infinitely more interesting, in my opinion.

What do you think of this Hollywood hookup? Do you want to high-five Hiddles for bagging your dream girl, or do you think he should run screaming in the other direction?

Source: The Sun